Finding True Love on the Internet

After the mild amusement at Charlies exspense I wasn't expecting anything else to happen with Kate's (aka drippingpussy) Personal however when I checked the personals email box yesterday (Mar/21) it was full - maxed out a 100 messages. All from would be suitors seeking to be her "daddy" to varying degrees. Some of them were really weak one liners, or requests for more pics. Others were from some serious BDSM types wanting to play the role of "daddy". The best have been from people who have taken the ad very seriously and live in the Anchorage area and want a meeting. These people will be taken advantage of in Phase 3, more details later.

Before you get all pissy about me being cruel to these innocent guys please read Kate's Personal this is the writings of either someone with a sick sense of humor (me) or a woman who has been sexually abused by her father and is in need of some very serious therapy. All these fuckwits are just trying to take advantage of her condition, they deserve whatever happens to them. I'd leave their email addy's and phone numbers in but I don't want anyone tipping them off till phase 3 is complete. Then I'll post their email addresses and phone numbers.{Ok so I lied, I've been leaving a lot email addresses in. Mostly on people who are outta state or Kate has no interest in.}

Because of the sheer volume of replies Kate has gotten I've decided to break this up into a few different sections, with my favorites at the bottom of this page.
Here are the subsections:

• Bondage Freaks
• Surgar Daddy Wannabes
• Very Desperate Men - not up yet
• Pathetic Losers
• Actual Humans - a special catagory for the handful of people that told Kate she needs to get help and to stop abusing herself, rather than take advantage of the poor girl.

I personally think he is bullshitting about having a girlfriend exactly half his age, for his crime of being an asshole I'll have him get a suite in the Hilton ;->

Hi! I liked reading your ad! You sounded intriguing to me... Mysterious, sexy, exciting! I am considering about moving to AK. I will be up there to look around the 3rd week of June in Anchorage!

Maybe you could suggest a hotel with very clean rooms and a very good cleaning woman whom would be at my service should anything be out of place! One whom will cum when called to fold down my bed, to start my bath or shower for me, to wash and clean my whole, long, sexy, athletic body and bring me clean, dry towels to dry off my tall (6'7") wet body after a warm, soapy, stimulating shower, and then massage my body to help me relax!??? She must be good or I'll bend her over and spank her sweet bare ass with my bare hand! HHHhhmmmmm.......

Besides those requests and interests during my trip, maybe you can tell me of some fun clubs or interesting sites to see and visit while I am in Anchorage??? Any other suggestions??? Wanna be my body guard!??? Someone I can order around and discipline when needed!??? Get back to me @ my YAHOO Email..... ~C~

What can I say, the Hilton's going to be getting a lot of business from Kate...

Hello, I'm Mark and I'm responding to your ad.
A little about me, I'm 38 yr. old 5' 8" and about 180 lbs. With an avg. build, brown hair and eyes.
I'm a single parent with a 8 yr. old son.
I love to do almost any outdoor activity, such as camping, fishing and do a little hunting. Like to have BBQ's and have friends over. Love to spend time outdoors.Also have an ATV that I like to ride when I get the chance. Also like to watch Nascar racing.
Also do activities with my son such as baseball and soccer.
I love to listen to music like Rush, Pink Floyd and other groups from that era.
I'm also in the military in the communications field.
Love to spend time at home watching movies as well as going out and can cook a pretty good meal.
I'm very open-minded, honest and real easy going person who is very down to earth.
so hopefully I will I hear from you, talk to ya later.

Mark

Ok this is just weird. We have very normal sounding guy right, no big deal, but keep in mind the personal he is replying too. Now does this make sense? He's gotta be just mass replying to every female in AK, or he's an idiot. Kate's derranged reply:
wow that is so nice that you liked my ad. did you like the picture? my real daddy helped me with my "makeup" isn't it wonderfull? i think you sound like a really neat guy do you think you could be my daddy and help me with my makeup too?

Yea I know I'm going to hell...

Would you be interested in earning some extra $? I would like to meet you at a motel in Anchorage for some hottubbing and maybe lots of 69. I am very good at my part and I am sure you will leave richer by the experience. Wr69

wow he wants to pay her for some 69ing. Maybe Kate should have him show up at the Hilton as well, with instructions to email her his room number then call for maid service, and to be ready for her. when she's shows up. This would be mean to the actual maid though. Any suggestions on how to pull this off without traumatizing an innocent bystander to much? ;->

From: cadeuce
Email:
Date: Thu Apr 19 2001 03:28
Re: personals-0987567405-355084

Well you definantly know how to grab someones attention, !!?>? well i like what you wrote but who wouldnt :)

well i am a 30 y/o w/m in the navy medical field, i am 6 2 brown hair and eyes with an athletic build, i enjnoy alot of different things out there be your daddy and spank you hmmmmmmmmmmmmm tempt me,,,

Doc

"I like what you wrote but who wouldn't" WTF?!?!? Raise your hands if you liked what Kate had to say about herself. Ok you sick fuckers now go wash those hands...

Kate had something to say to this guy:
your a doctor? would you play doctor with me? my daddy said that i can't see a doctor unless he is there too. is that ok? will you play with me and my daddy at the same time he'd like you he really likes sailors? you could show us both why they call you seamen *wink*

From: el_champ84738
Email:
Date: Thu Apr 19 2001 02:41
Re: personals-0987567405-355084

My name is Steven and I live in Ivins,Ut. a suburb of elegant, beautiful St. George, UT. My phone # and fax # is 435-674-7780. I have a lovely 8 year old modular home that was put on my 1/4 acre lot brand new 8 years ago. It is still like new, because I have been the only one living in it for the past 8 years. I am retired, I am 58 years old. I do not drink/smoke and I have never done drugs. For the past 13 years I have held the VEGAN DIET, also I have not indulged in any refined grains, refined oils of any kind or sugars or sweets. I am a salubriously svelte 155 lbs and 6ft tall. Full head of black hair and brown eyes. I have never had a sexually transmitted disease. My property is free and clear and I have no debts. My credit profile is impeccable. I am looking for a long term relationship that can lead to marriage. If, you are a game player and just want someone to amuse you on the internet PLEASE don't answer me back. St. George, Ut. is knowen as the Beverly Hills of America and Palm Springs, Ca. # 2. I have huge Red Mountains in my backyard. I am at the high point of Ivins, Ut. and I look down at all the lights of the suburbs of St. George at night. I have never fathered a child. In other words, I have no children. I have personal references I can provide that will attest to my character. I try not to lie, I am veracious and straight forward. I do not play games . I am serious about what I have typed. This has all been diffulct, because I am new at this internet and typing thing. I have 4 pictures I can send, but I must have your e-mail address. Thank you for your time. Respectfully yours, Steven

Post Script (P.S.) You may call me at anytime. Even 1,2,3,4,5,6,7 AM. I live alone and do not have to work. I spent 36 years of my life in Detroit. I was born and raised in the slums called Delray. my e-mail address is: el_champ84738@yahoo.com Send me your pics. Phone and fax is 435-674-7780 in the evenings and up till 6:30 AM

I really don't have a responce to this, I think he wants to marry Kate. Or include her in on his little mormon girly harem. Or lure into his lair so he can sell into white slavery in Thailand. Feel free to call him, write him or fax him pictures of your ass all day (and night) long. Tell him Kate sent ya.

From: paperclip51
Email: paperclip51@aol.com
Date: Sun Apr 22 2001 13:38
Re: personals-0987567405-355084

Daddy would love to have a darling little girl like you! I am a very passionate and romantic individual who desires a young lady as a companion/friend/lover/playmate with an appetite and appreciation for the sensual and erotic to match my own. I would love a Daddy daughter relationship. Imagination and playfulness are very important ingedients to the chemistry of love-play as is unselfishness. The best way to describe my nature and sexuality is to let my imagination run rampant with your picture (very easy), I hope you don't mind. If you had been a very good girl, this is how Daddy would wake to up in the morning. Kissing you awake...one eye and then than the other. Kissing along your throat to just below one ear, your long lovely hair gently brushing against my face (I love it's soft smell). Down your neck slowly...to the other side. Taking my time...savoring the scent of you while you sleep. Kissing down again from shoulder to shoulder, as my chest gently brushes against your soft breasts. Kissing and licking down further still, I capture a nipple between my lips and suck it gently. I want more of you to satiate my hunger. I release my first captive and move to take your other nipple into my lips, suckling it until I fell it grow firm from my loving attention. Kissing and licking downwards over your ribs and stomach, I pause...then, with wicked tongue, I flicker your navel(I love navels). I adore your soft smooth stomach and I love to run my tongue and lips over its silky surface, leaving behind butterfly kisses that only hint of my devotion. But, I grow ravenous, eager for the prize so close to my sight and scent. Sliding down, I settle in between your long supple legs as you begin stirring...a soft moan escapes your lips. I gently kiss your soft, tender inner thighs and slowly slide my tongue towards your beckoning flower as you spread your legs, inviting me closer, deeper into your being. I can smell and taste the faint remnants of our love from the night before and it acts as an ambrosia, inciting my already deep desire and passion for my daughter. I can also see the faint redness of your lovely bottom...lingering from the severe spanking I gave you last night. Like a person starved and deprived of nourishment, YOU, I hungrily lap, your taste and smell intoxicate me. With long flat licks and a wild flickering tongue I drink of my daughter. I feel your soft hands take my head, gently carressing and coaxing it deeper as your hips open wide and thrust upward into my waiting lips and mouth. "Yes, Daddy, eat me" you moan...I take your lovely little clit between my lips and suck on it as if it were a tiny penis. As your body trembles and shakes underneath me I drink deeply...wanting all of you to spill into my waiting lips and mouth. I very much desire a Daddy's girl who believes that sensuality is a 24/7 endevor and that punishment, as well as tender love-play normal part of everyday life. I have a profile on yahoo under paperclip51 w/some pictures that will give you a small idea of what I am about. I think that you will find me somewhat unique, and certainly not like most people my age. I will gladly answer any questions that you may have about myself or my life. Thank you for your time and I look forward to having the opportunity of taking with you! I would love to have you for a daughter! Sincerely, Mark

Ewww. I havn't been able to bring myself to read this as a whole yet but it's kinda scary. I havn't yet decided if Kate will reply or not. In the meantime feel free to email him all you want. He sounds like he could use a friend. {Ack fucked up the formatting of this one originally, all better now}

From: glck2001
Email: You bet i will
Date: Wed Apr 18 2001 16:15
Re: personals-0987567405-355084
I`m old enough to your dady too,and if my little girl is bad im going to turn her over my knee and spank her bare bottom for her.and make it all red and sting,then maybe I`ll lean down and kiss it and make it feel all better again,or I`ll make dadys little girl sit in my lap and we can visit and talk about how bad youve been and what we should do about it.Maybe dady will make you suck his big cock till i shoot all over your face,and make you suck dady dry,how would that be.Then maybe dady will make you lay down on the couch so he can stick his tongue in your nice little tight pussy and lick your clit and pussy for you till you cum on dadys face and I can lick you clean,Write me back we need to meet so i can spank my bad little girl.write me at AKWOLF@webtv.net,,,,now do what your dady tells you to do,or hes going to spank you for sure

Kate ignored his first message

From: glck2001
Email: Hay sexy your Dady is waiting
Date: Wed Apr 18 2001 22:37
Re: personals-0987567405-355084

Hay Sexy you Dady is waiting to hear from you,if you dont wirte back soon he is going to have to punish you even more,so you better hurry up and write,AKWOLF@webtv.net Bob

So he sends her another one six hours later, which was also ignored...

From: glck2001
Email:
Date: Sun Apr 22 2001 21:58
Re: personals-0987567405-355084

Hay bad girl,your being a bad girl you havent answerd dadys mail yet,im going to have to spank you for that,and make you suck dadys big cock till he cums all over you,and then im going to lick your pussy and spank your nice base ass for you..so you better hurry up and answer dadys mail.

He at least waited four days this time, though he still didn't get an answer until...

From: glck2001
Email:
Date: Wed Apr 25 2001 09:33
Re: personals-0987567405-355084

yes well I`ll tell you one thing little bad girl,im a real man that can take care of you with out a problem.and yes i will be your daddy.You dont think i can take care of you like dear old daddy,you got another thing comeing,you just try me and see what heppens to little girls when there bad and dont mind daddy.i can tell allready you need lots of disipline,for lieing and not doing what your told.like not writeing daddy at his E-Mail address.now right me back at AKWOLF@webtv.net,and I`ll show you just how much i can take care of you just like your dear old daddy. Dad PS that is if you think you can take it little bad girl,which i dont think you can

Ok so this guy is starting to get annoying. His messages are pretty generic (save for the creative spelling) and I just havn't been entertained by anything he's said, which is why Kate is ignoring him. Until now, this was kind of the last straw so he finally got a reply in his webtv box, it's the sickest, most fucked up thing Kate has yet to write:

Subject: do your best
To: AKWOLF@webtv.net

ok so you think you can be my daddy then? you sure are persistent - that's one thing you have in common with daddy. but you can't spell for shit, daddy was always a good speller, and demanded that his bad little girl learn to spell too. he used to punish me with a ruler everytime i'd get words wrong. can you guess how?

i don't think you have what it takes to be my daddy. you need to prove it to me.

you know one thing my daddy did that i don't think you could ever do? he would fuck my brother up the ass and cum all inside his tasty little asshole and them make me lick it up - it was so tasty licking my daddy's cum out of my brothers asshole. then he'd have me suck my brother off so i could compare the taste. before you can be my daddy i need you to be my brother for a while, i want one of my daddy's to fuck you up the ass so i can lick you clean - if you do good i'll even suck you off too. if my daddy likes you then we'll keep you until you become a real man and can be my daddy too. after you become my daddy you can do whatever you want to me.

think you can handle me?

-kate's dripping pussy

So now I await his reply - which promises to be misspelled, and disjointed as hell.

Hello,

I was looking through the personal section and I found your profile, and was very impressed by your appearance and your profile.

My name is Pat, and I live in Boise. I moved to Idaho from Alaska four years ago to get away from the cold weather and dreary days. It's a magnificent state, but after 21 years there I was ready for a change. I am an ex school teacher, principal and police officer. Right now I am a supervisor for a national communications firm. I was born and raised in Pa, have lived in Ny, CA (twice), Ak (twice) and now Id.

I'm a nice Irish-Catholic, 56 year old guy who has been a bachelor for the past 15 years. I don't drink or smoke, and enjoy a lot of outdoor things. I recently bought a new Honda Shadow motorcycle, so I spend a lot of time on it. I just took a trip to San Francisco on it in July to visit my son. If you go to my profile and click on the link there, you can see a picture of me sitting on it.

If you have time, I'd like to hear from you. Please drop me a line at oshadowdream@aol.com.

Thanks,
Pat O'Brien

Ugh another would be husband... Kate didn't feel up to talking to this guy so she asked me to reply for her:

Subject: yahoo personals ad
To:oshadowdream@aol.com

Right. Look you seem like a nice guy and your reply seems sincere so I gotta wonder why did you reply to this: personal ad the text of which reads: "i don't really have many friends and i'm not very good at doing things on my own. i work as a maid full time at a hotel in anchorage alaska because i'm really good at cleaning. it just comes naturally to me and i'd do it even if they didn't pay me i just can't seeing messy rooms, if even one thing is at all out of place i just have to make it right. i'm not really very good at anything else and i screw up sometimes and it's good to have a man around who can set me straight, sometimes i'm really bad and need to be hit, just like my daddy used to tell me i'm a dirty dirty little girl and it's all my fault that he did such naughty things to me thats why he had to hit me. i really want to find a guy who will treat me just like dear ole dad. Will you be my daddy?"

Which was posted by a girl half your age, 2000 miles away? I mean the person who posted the above ad is pretty neurotic and in need of therapy, not a boyfriend of any age. What exactly impressed you about her profile? the semen on her face or the insecure disjointed blurb? I looked at your profile and your webpage and you seem like a real decent, well adjusted person with a career and a family, what about Kate here appeals to you?

-Kate's Friend

To which he replied:

From: OShadowDream@aol.com
Date: Thu, 26 Apr 2001 08:17:28 EDT
Subject: Re: yahoo personals ad

Hello,

I was wondering why you would be answering your friends mail? That seems rather odd.

I liked the pic of the semem all over the face. Very alluring and erotic. Does that answer your question?

Pat

As the project is coming to a close I'm feeling a little cruel right now so here's my reply to this good catholic who likes looking at semen:

Subject:
Re: yahoo personals ad
To: OShadowDream@aol.com

I'm Kate's roommate and one of her only friends. She was abused as a child by her stepfather. She's been in an out of therapy for several years now, mostly for depression, and has been on meds for about a year now. She's been doing great since she started taking anti-depressants, until about a month ago when she got a call from her step father. She was really shaken up by this and I think she stopped taking her meds about then for some reason. She went home with some guy she met in a bar one night not long ago, I guess that's where she got that picture you love so much. For a few days after she was going on about how she was dirty and how no one really loved her. It was so hard to watch my friend treat herself this way. I have no idea when or why she set up that disgusting personal ad that attracted you and a hundred other perverts, but the replies she got back were too much for her to handle on top of everything else in her life. She tried to kill herself this past sunday - sleeping pills and vodka - after i got back from taking her to the hospital I saw that she left open some yahoo email account for her personal ad and I started reading some of what people wrote. You wouldn't believe some of the disgusting things people have written to her in responce to that. After I came across you in that list I just had to find out why a seemingly intelligent and rational person would be turned on by such a degrading and sick image. I still can't believe how anyone who read what she said about herself would be turned on instead of heartbroken, it was such an obvious cry for help. She's doing better now, and is back on her pills and will be seeing her therapist regularly again, if you care.

I do believe this makes me pure evil. Odd that this Kate is purely a figment of my imagination but somehow I've gotten a little protective of her - I'm actually kind of pissed at people that want to take advantage of her. I don't know why this guy annoyed me so much other people have written far worse. I think just the fact that he came across as so normal and polite but was really just turned on by a young girl covered in sperm - I do wonder if he even read her personal or just wanked off to the picture. Oh well this was the last message I'll be sending on Kate's behalf, and she won't be replying to anyone else either.