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Sugar Daddies? I don't think so...

This is just plain sad.


From: goldieforfun
Email:
Date: Thu Apr 19 2001 03:34
Re: personals-0987567405-355084

Hi!

I just read your ad and I might be exactly what you are looking for. I?m a handsome, sexy and extremely generous millionaire "sugar daddy" who is looking for a beautiful and sensual woman to pamper and spoil both in and out of the bedroom. Here is my posted ad. If you like what I have to say please get back to me. My e-mail is goldiefun@msn.com and my picture is posted!

You sound very sexy and cool!
Love Goldie

Man seeks Woman: Sugar Daddy seeks Beautiful Women:

Age: 40 Ethnicity: Caucasian (white) Religion: Prefer not to say / No Answer
Education: Graduate Employment: Full time
Profile: Athletic/Fit, Non-Smoker, Occasional Drinker,
Interests: Arts & Crafts, Community Service, Dancing, Dining, Family, Movies Outdoor Activities Photography, Sports, Theater, Travel.

Description:

I'm a handsome "Multi-Millionaire Sugar Daddy" looking for a beautiful and sexy princess to pamper and spoil. A fun lady that loves to travel, go out dancing, try new restaurants, enjoys the arts, shopping, loves gifts, and quiet evenings by the fire place sipping champagne and making passionate love. She should be open minded, extremely sexual, creative, ambitious, adventurous and love to see different places and do new things. I am a single male with dirty blonde hair and blue eyes, 5' 10" 185 pounds, straight white teeth and I am in good shape. I am very passionate, extremely oral, a great kisser, and enjoy pleasing my lover in all ways. I like the out doors, the beach, hiking, music, swimming, the arts, sailing, good food, reading, horse back riding, all kinds of sports, and I even like kids! I have several homes and a beautiful farm estate that I love to get away to. So, come let this sexy sugar daddy make all your dreams come true. Come live life to the fullest every day! A picture is a must! I have placed my picture in my profile. Sad sad sad sad... hell go ahead and email this dipshit all you want. goldiefun@msn.com


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