This is the story of Kate (aka drippingpussy) and Charles (ragingboner2001) and how with the power of the Internet they touched eached other in a special way. Ok no not really, why the hell would I be publishing that kind of sentimental crap on acerbic.org? This is the story of a practicle joke, takentoo it's logical extreme and it's surprising result.

My freind Charlie thougth it would be some funny shit to put up a fake personal ad, on Yahoo and he was right it was some funny fucking shit. Well I got wind of this litte joke of his and decided to respond, not as myself mind you, but by creating a woman, a special kind of woman (special in the "short bus" sense of the word) that would fall for a guy like Ragingboner2001. She was needy, weak and very neurotic, and she instantly fell in love with Raginboner. She was so intrigued by this fine catch of a man that she emailed him, and created her own personal just to appeal to Ragingboner.

What follows is a transcript of their email corrospondence. I am of course playing the part of Kate (drippingpussy) and I think did a mighty fine job playing the part too, kinda scary:

Date: Mon, 16 Apr 2001 23:40:57 -0800 (AKDT)
From: drippingpussy@acerbic.org
To: xxxxxx
Subject: your yahoo personal...

Wow are you really from Alaska too? I live down in Spenard, near Minnesota. You sound like such an interesting man, I hardly ever get to meet interesting people since I don't leave the house much. I have a job and all but I usually go straight home and I don't really have a lot of freinds, but that's ok ever since I got a computer I don't feel as lonely anymore. sometimes though I really miss having a MAN around to let me know what's going on, to tell me what to do and put me in my place when I've been bad. I really like sucking men off to, and the taste of cum is just yummy! even though I don't have alot of visiters I always have to keep my place clean, something about a messy room just drives me nuts! no one else can ever clean right either i'm always picking up after other people even in their own homes sometimes i just wish they wouldn't even bother trying to do it themselves and would just let me take care of it since no one can ever get it right. oh i'm rambleing on a bit about myself too much now you must think i'm just a loser huh? my real name is kate btw. what's yours? are you really 3 inches of fury? i'd like to find out. please write back and tell me you like me. would it help if i also put a personal on yahoo? would you trust me then. let me know and i'll do whatever you want me to.

hugs and kisses,

kate's dripping pussy

And ragingboners first reply:

Date: Tue, 17 Apr 2001 02:30:12 -0700 (PDT)
From: deez knuts
To: drippingpussy@acerbic.org
Subject: Re: your yahoo personal...

That's pretty funny stuff. Who is this really?
Wes, is that you???

Charlie is a bright guy and suspected a joke from the beginning. Wes is another friend of ours, and is in fact the one responsible for telling the rest of us about the ad
Kate's reply:

Date: Tue, 17 Apr 2001 01:46:08 -0800 (AKDT)
From: drippingpussy@acerbic.org
To: ragingboner2001
Subject: Re: your yahoo personal

who's wes? i told you my name is kate. why don't you believe me? can't you see that we are meant for each other?!?!? i read your personal and it was like you were writing it just for me. i can't believe you of all people are laughing at me! i thought you were different, i thought you were special. plase i have to see you, even if all you want to do is beat me it would mean so much to me. you don't have to love me, you can use me if you like. please i want to be yours to abuse.

yours in pain forever,
kate's dripping pussy

She's getting a little needy and codependent at this point yes?
Charlie had this to say:

Date: Tue, 17 Apr 2001 07:02:04 -0700 (PDT)
From: deez knuts
To: drippingpussy@acerbic.org
Subject: Re: your yahoo personal

AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

This hurt Kate's feelings a wee bit:

Date: Tue, 17 Apr 2001 13:19:55 -0800 (AKDT)
From: drippingpussy@acerbic.org
To: ragingboner2001
Subject: Re: your yahoo personal

why do you mock me so. i pour my heart out to you and all you do is laugh i thought you were different why won't you at least talk to me? i know it must be because you think that i'm fat or ugly i'll create my own yahoo personal, just like you did, and i'll put a real picture of me up there so you can see who i am and then maybe then you'll talk to me. i'll write to you when i've made the personal ad.

He finally starts to show some interest in Kate:

Date: Tue, 17 Apr 2001 16:57:25 -0700 (PDT)
From: deez knuts
To: drippingpussy@acerbic.org
Subject: Re: your yahoo personal

ohh PLEASE do =)

A few days go by while Yahoo! approves and posts the personal

Date: Sat, 21 Apr 2001 18:07:49 -0700 (PDT)
From: deez knuts
To: drippingpussy@acerbic.org
Subject: Re: your yahoo personal

I loved your yahoo ad. That picture is balls funny!
Here is my real email address if you dont already have
it xxxxxxx
and my icq # xxxxx. Feel free to drop me a line.

Kate was soooo happy!

From: drippingpussy@acerbic.org
To: xxxxxxxxx
Subject: the love of my life

oh i'm so glad you liked my picture! does this mean that you'll go out with me! i don't remember who took that picture of me, it was either my last boyfriend (after our first date *wink*) or my daddy after our last visit in our special place a few months ago. i think it's so cool i can't believe you gave me your real email address this means so much to me i can't wait to see you in person. can i call you daddy now? i just get SO excited thinking about you and your "three inches of fury" standing over me telling me what a bad girl i am. just like my real daddy.

hugs 'n kisses (sucks 'n swallows)

yours forever
kate's dripping pussy

Shortly after sending this message Kate tragically took her own life. It was so sad I mourned my creation for nearly one full second before breaking Charlie the news and fessing up to the silly plot. Now that it is all over you, the bored internet user with very low standards are able to get a few minutes of low budget entertainment from her story